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Kevin Centeno from Køge, Denmark, is a wedding planner, who is yet to plan his own wedding but he prides himself on being a one night groom several times on the escort side.

Kevin is also a sex blogger who claims on his blog that different temperatures only affect the libido of the men and they do not have any sort of affect on the libido of the women.

Kevin claims on his blog that one of his aunts dated George Bush Jr back in 1976. He claims that his late aunt told him that George Bush Jr would get limp after getting naked but he would stay hard all the time when clothed and that’s the reason why he had this problem of rubbing his genitals on the bed while staying clothed all his teen and early 20s years.

Kevin wonders how much would George Bush Jr would rub his genitals fully clothed that way if he had Brazzers free like we do now.

Kevin claims the founder of Corn Flakes – John Harvey Kellogg was not anti-masturbation or anti-recreational-sex. He rather suffered with a lifelong erectile dysfunction and to hide it, John, with his amazing drive and willpower, created this entire cult of anti-masturbation and anti-recreational-sex.

Kevin predicts that there would be real-life sex competitions all across the globe by 2060. He claims that the first of such international sex competitions will take place in Bosnia and will happen among the GILFs – all 55+, post menopausal women.

Kevin claims that most women fake moans and orgasms most of the times because they don’t enjoy sex mostly. He believes that such women should try lesbian sex a couple of times in order to identify their true sexual orientation; If such women are married, their husband ought to help and encourage in this endeavor.

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I recently met a former WCW valet at a bachelorette party in San Diego. She has definitely grown up to be one of the best MILFs that you can chat with on Free Random Video Chat on VibraGame. One of the guys in party was an Indian guy who worships the Indian demigod of celibacy – Hanuman said that it was okay for him to watch a strip dance on the Tuesdays but he wasn’t allowed to fuck. Three friends there wanted to kiss the stripper at the same time, but ended up kissing each other.

One of the strippers at the party belonged to a royal Indian Muslim family. She has been studying in the US and because she doesn’t want to ask her parents for the money, she works as a stripper part time to feed herself. She was really the best among them all.

I am pro-incest. I say that incest was only bad for the people in the olden days when they didn’t have access to the contraceptives and they would give birth to retards and deformed because of it, but since the advent of the contraceptives, that is not an issue anymore. I really hope that the incest would be as common and outspoken about as the sex in traditional marriage in the western world by 2030 and in the rest of the world by 2060.

I was born into a Protestant family. There was a time in my life when I started to believe that I suffer with a sexual addiction, mainly porn and masturbation. A friend suggested to me that turning Catholic would help me. Hearing his advice, I converted to Catholicism. My addiction only grew stronger with time and rightfully so, because I later learnt that there is no such thing as sexual addiction, it is one of the most natural things, and celebrity sex life is far more active than that of ours. The more sex you have, the more creative you become.

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Ernest Aebi from Hazen, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Courier Service Owner, who claims that he once suffered with a strong Asian Anal Movies addiction. He stopped taking phone to the bed with him and would rather take his mp3 player there. The porn addiction was really gone out of a sudden.

Ernest claims to have only used ayurvedic herbal facewash as a lubricant for fapping.

Ernest writes that the feeling of happiness/unhappiness after an ejaculation depends a lot on the age of the fapper/sexer. Men over 55 years of age are going to feel melancholy and energy loss after a sexual session while the men and women between the ages of 21-55 are going to feel an ecstatic bliss and a great energy boos right after an ejaculation.

Ernest writes that the best time of his life were his honeymoon days with his one and only wife for the past 16 years now. During the honeymoon days, he fucked her once every wake hour, 16 hours a day.

Ernest writes that he feels very angry and moody after waking up to a wet dream but he feels the opposite after a dry dream or a waking state sexual session.

Ernest has been working on to create a special VIP condoms company. Each condom will retail for over US 240 Dollar.

Ernest believes the survey that states non-vegetarian old men last longer than their younger counterparts in the bed but the opposite is true in case of the vegetarians. Ernest himself is a non-vegetarian to the carnivore level and too proud of it.

Ernest writes his wife is the most moody person he has ever been familiar with. He writes moody wives are the best when they are in the right mood.

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Loretta Lyall from Castaic, California, is a sex blogger, who writes manipulative women are fine fucks in general. He adds perhaps because they are fine fucks, they turn manipulative usually to make the best use of their fucking skills.

Loretta has travelled the world and she has taken dicks belonging to different men of different ethnicities quite too well. She writes it is a myth that the Japanese men have a bigger dick in general than the Korean men on an average. She claims to have had multiple threesomes with a Japanese man and a Korean man simultaneously and each time the Japanese and Korean dick were equal in size.

Although Loretta is such a freak bitch, she still believes pure celibacy is the first and the last step for the spiritual progress; If your mind is dirty then there is no progress.

Loretta writes every man or a woman knows a person that feels very uneasy before sex but great afterwards and that includes herself as well. Whenever Loretta is horny and she doesn’t have a man to take care of it around, she can be seen partaking in adult sex rooms Chaturbate.

Loretta lived in India for quite a while. She says it is surprising that most of the adults there know the names of the popular adult tube websites but have no idea about what Reddit or Discord is. She adds most of them are well-familiar with Quora though.

Loretta still finds it funny how she used to finger her pussy looking at the comic books as a teen.

A nation named ‘Camgirlia’ where every adult female would be required to do Sex Cam Modelling

I have been wanting to teach sharpshooting classes to the men who have been trying to conceive for a while and I am going to use mini sex doll to teach the same, if it ever happens. I am telling you, if there were medals given for this art anywhere in the world, I would have been a gold medalist times over.

My current fuckmate gets a migraine if she doesn’t get to blow a cock for at least 30 minutes a day. She is a very successful career lady, who attributes all her success to drinking semen everyday. She has a thing for tall men with a great smile and she fucks around with them all the time, I have no issues with the same.

I have an idea to create a nation which will be called Camgirlia. Everyone in the nation, including the President, the Prime Minister and the Military General, will have to be one of the free sex chat model and there will be regular Live Sex Shows where all the VIPs of the nation will be shown fucking together. The nation will focus a lot on increasing the population, because more population = more cam models. Remember, the nation will require both males and females to become cam models although the name would be ‘Camgirlia’.

I have had several rendezvous with several different homeless women and I still wonder why they are homeless. They are amazing fucks, even the ones aged over 60. They are such great fucks, that I would award them a home for each sexual session, if I were a billionaire.

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Dr Jake Andrews from Los Alamos County, New Mexico, is a Psychologist who once wrote on his official blog that never before so many men suffered with depression due to their penis size.

Apart from writing a psychology blog, Dr Jake Andrews, also writes a sex blog and a conspiracy theory blog.

Dr Jake Andrews claims on his conspiracy theory blog that the name Pentagon is inspired mostly by the Armageddon. He believes that the World War 3 aka Armageddon will be initiated by the United States of America and that’s the reason why he has been looking for a citizenship to one of the countries that he believes will not participate in the upcoming World War 3.

Dr Jake Andrews writes on his sex blog that it is a false notion that biologically everything and every creature is about the reproduction. He refutes this belief by saying that every biological creature is rather about and is driven by the pleasure, not reproduction.

Dr Jake Andrews writes that he loves the Peruvian women and if he were the President of the USA, he would offer free nationality for the USA to all the Peruvian females but not the males.

Dr Jake Andrews believes that the Jewish mainstream actors are highly overrated while the Jewish pornstars are underrated. He gives of some of the Jewish pornstars that are underrated – Traci Lords, Savannah Jane, Nicole Moore. You can watch the porn movies of many other underrated Jewish pornstars on brazzers free.

Dr Jake Andrews believes that the Porn Awards will be more popular than the Academy Awards by the financial year 2028 and he believes that the Jews will top the charts for the Porn Awards like they did in case of the Academy Awards.

Australian Oral Surgeon Prefers Performing Oral Sex Only When His Woman Is Wearing A Lingerie

Dr Gerald Thurnwald is an Oral Surgeon from Australia, who never gets tired of repeating that he is an expert at the Vajroli Mudra – An Ancient Hindu Practice to increase sexual libido and male genital strength.

Dr Gerald always brags that he can lift off a bucket full of water with his dick alone.

Dr Gerald believes that sex with hookers brings bad karma. He washes his entire body with the face scrub at least twice after making out with a hooker. He also prefers to make out with them when they are clothed or wearing a lingerie, like you would see in one of the best lingerie porn videos belonging to the American or British mainstream porn industry.

Dr Gerald Thurnwald’s wife is also a freak, who applies semen packs on her essential (private) areas every week.

Dr Gerald Thurnwald claims that the cultures where patricide was too common mostly worshiped female gods and they also used to have sex with living unmarried goddesses like they still do in Nepal.

Dr Gerald Thurnwald once traveled to Nepal as a sex tourist. He claims to have fucked the virgin who was playing the role of the Durga after her pooja ‘worship’ was over.

Dr Gerald Thurnwald claims that the Alpha Males have a much better psychology compared to their non-alpha counterparts and he himself claims to be the proof of the same.

Dr Gerald Thurnwald claims that his father is a very good friend of Bruce Buffer. Michael Buffer and Mike Tyson used to have threesomes with the same whores all the time, especially when they were young and Michael was single.

Both my Tia and Mom love it more when I sniff their pussies than when I eat it

For the past 8-9 years, I have been believing that the number of women that a man has sex with, determines the number of slaves or employees that he is going to have in the next life and the same goes for the females, the number of men that a woman has sex with determines the number of slaves or employees that she is going to have in the next life. I believe that those who don’t ever make love to more than one man or a woman either become wage slaves (employees) in their next birth or they become small businessmen or women with no employee.

This belief of mine hasn’t stopped me from fucking my aunt or mom, over and over again. I make love to them all the time. They both ride my dick like there’s no tomorrow and I enjoy a threesome session with them more than anything else. My aunt’s face even looks a lot like the infamous Mexican MILF Pornstar – Nicky Ferrari and she has the body of the infamous young American pornstar – Jessica Robbin. My mom is not that attractive though, she looks like the pornstar Arianna LaBarbara at the best, but her sucking and fucking skills make her superior to the legendary Jewish blonde pornstar – Nina Hartley.

Both my tia or mom, seem to have no problem with me fucking random Russian escorts in Mumbai, London, Moscow or any other city. In fact, they help me choose the best of those, quite often.

Both my aunt and tia act publicly like they aren’t interested in sex anymore and they walk and talk in a way that is very prudish, but they are the horniest daughters of bitches in the private, which has made me come to the conclusion that every woman is a whore in private, no matter how she acts in the public.

Both my mom and aunt love to wear floral shirts and shorts and surprisingly enough, they also love to wear floral panties all the times. I don’t care much about what panties they wear, all that I do care about is removing those panties and sniff the gold inside.

Sex with Escorts is not a sin but a virtue, tell this to your wife and don’t forget to quote my lab supplier friend to her

Escortal is back and it is better than ever. I am going to write better quality and better helping information and stories here than I used to before.

So, I have been performing a lot of dumbbell exercises lately and they have really been helping me prolonging and maintaining erections. So, I recommend that you all try the same as well.

Anyways, I would like to dedicate this first post here telling the story of a friend of mine who owns a Lab Supplies business. This friend of mine is an escort freak and he is often found enjoying the services of those blonde escorts in Goa.

This friend of mine believes that the Basque-speaking Spanish chicks and the Bosnian chicks are two of the most underrated and he is glad that they are plenty at his favorite brothels in Nevada and other places that he is very frequent to.

My friend claims that the French-speaking Quebec chicks can’t hold a candle to the French-speaking chicks from the France itself. He gives the example of his favorite pornstar – Anissa Kate, whom he has enjoyed as his personal escort twice as well.

This friend of mine also has a weird belief that the more baby a woman pops out, the sexier she gets.

He claims that a prehistorica tribe with the name of Groobanilla used to exist millions of years ago in the middle of what is today called the African continent. This tribe could communicate with the gods. He claims that the men of this tribe used to be 15 foot tall on an average and the women used to be 14 foot tall. He says that the men of this tribe used to have 30 inches long dicks on an average but they wouldn’t use it much and that’s the reason why the god of all gods – Jehovah cursed the tribe and turned them into what the modern day homo sapiens sapiens are. He hopes that the science will discover about Groobanilla soon enough, expectedly by 2035 and the truth will be disclosed that sex is not a sin, but rather a virtue.